Just when I was thinking that I’ve had nothing to blog about in ages, Johnny Slack comes in with the save. He popped online at what I guessed to be about 4am Amsterdam time, so I decided to spark up a convo. Now, Johnny never lets me down. He pulled through on giving me one of the best laughs of the week…maybe even the month.

What you’re about to read is a true story:

M: pretty sure it’s really fricken late where you are
J: yea. well, im drunk
J: and i just hit a car while riding my bike home
M: ooooh no. are you okay??
J: yea im fine
M: is the car okay?
J: i was tryin g to get my bike light working…and i was sturgging…and he starting coming towards me…and i panicked…so i hit him…then he argued and said “youre lucky”
J: then i kept yelling, i tried to get by you…and faked an accent
J: haha
M: LOL
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J: oh well. a man just wants to turn his light on
J: and chumpface wants to get his car going…so we met on the canal bridge…and i admit, i won.

I don’t care what anyone says. That is a quality story, and you heard here first, folks.

In other news, I met a super cool guy…who is single! Never thought it would happen. We’ll see where it goes.