...but I don’t have a death wish. So I’ve had this killer cold which has kept me from sleeping 2 nights in a row but i still had to pull my shit together and try to be funny tonight. i wrote something up late last night but today, 5 hours before the show, I decided to scrap it all and write something new. I think it worked to my favor. Not to brag, but I was told that talking about colds for 5 minutes was genius.

Anyway, check it out. I flubbed up my closing but it’s all good.

In other news, my mom & lil sis were the targets of all the other comedians. I apparently brought half the material to the house by inviting them.