Now, I’ve caught a lot of slack over the past year about my obsession with Howard the duck and the goose families (see pics in referenced posts). Well, I just witnessed something much more disturbing than my simple musings.

I was in front of my apartment, taking Snippy out for a potty break, when I heard voices. Being a natural born eavesdropper, my ears perked up. I heard a female screech, but when I looked I only saw a male walking on a back patio with geese & ducks surrounding him. He stomped at them to get them off the patio. (poor guys, I would never stomp at them) Well, it gets better, then the guy walked out among the geese & ducks, and pointed at a goose family. Then he started talking. Yes, he was standing outside visibly talking to the geese. He said, “Shut up. Yeah, you. You’re the one always making all the noise.”

There are 2 things wrong with this story. One. It’s not polite to point, even at a goose. Two. This man chose to live in an apartment with a lake view. He should respect those who lived there first. umph I still can’t believe he stomped at them. Prissy bitch. Had he been a little more endearing about it about, I might have asked him over to dinner.