June 15, 2005
Someone Needs to Tell Me These Things
http://www.thiscellardoor.com/blog/entry/someone_needs_to_tell_me_these_things/
Filed under: Funny

UPDATE A post photo was requested…that’s Google’s take on “action party,” as well as this link, which aligns to my initial interpretation.
Random people on myspace.com have decided they want to be my friend. For the most part, I’m like “sure, whatever” so long as they are not old creepy men (or women *shrug*). I’ve met some cool people. I even got a personal email from a band, since I was listed as friends as one of their buds (some ex-bass player for Loretta). I’m a complete idiot…when that guy messaged me I was like “Loretta Lynn?!?” Nope…his band was “Loretta” and apparently they got/are pretty big. oops.
Okay, that’s not why I’m writing this post. A girl in West Lafayette sent a friend request yesterday. Looking at her profile, I got a little disheartened because I was pretty sure she was not the type of person I’d ever want to hang out with, but I accepted the request anyway. Well today she sends me an invitation to join “Operation: Action Parties” group. Me = dumbass is like “hmm ‘action parties’? I wonder why they call them that?” So I hesitate to send any sort of response. Well, luckily I read this girl’s bulletin titled “OPERATION “I NEED ACTION” PARTIES” explaining it all to well:
We know lots of people that wanna make out, so we’re gonna start having make-out parties every weekend or something. Please contact myself or Mickey if you would like to be in on this operation. (We can rotate houses)
So yeah, I just start cracking up. The girl is my age. I must live underground, because I had no idea people did these things post-high school…wait, post age 15. I find it all quite amusing.
And completely unrelated, I got my hair chopped off even more so and I love it. I walked in to work yesterday and Adam was like “O-M-Geeeeeee I lovvvve your hair!” My co-workers love me and that makes me happy. It’s a rare treat to have people give me a hard time because they want me to come in more days. Yesterday’s strategy was “Mindy, if you keep working from home, you’ll get really fat, but if you’re here we can keep you on track.” Good times.

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