March 06, 2004
Just Another White Trash Friday
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Filed under: Family & Friends

Yes, it’s almost like a song you know and love…“just another manic monday” i suppose technically manic could get to white trash in a week. Ha. Yeah, shut up. Let me amuse myself for a few moments.
Okay, so here’s the thing. I was watching a movie at a friend’s place when we heard the sound of distant screaming. Immediately, my friend kills the speakers and opens the window, which I might add surprised me a lot. With every past friend I’ve had (except Carrie), I would have been criticized for doing that. “I should mind my own business.” Well, my dear, some things are just entirely too enjoyable to pass up. My friend’s neighbors apparently live on their front porch. Seriously, rent must be cheaper for that part of the house. Haha I’m so mean. So yeah, we got all super-spy and killed all the lights and stuck our ears next to the window screen. Typical white trash conversation…we really only needed the keywords to realize the context of the situation…“Bitch, me boyfriend, fuck (as multiple parts of speech), yellow-bellied, liver-smellin’ son of a bitch (okay…they didn’t really say it, but I like to pretend), cheatin’ son of a bitch, etc.” Oh! and “Beat him up!”
Honestly, I did get a bit concerned more so about my car that was across the street than anything else. It’s been my experience that white trash have mad survival skills. They quieted down after about 15 min…it was short-lived entertainment. The best part of this story is location. This whole strip (the ghetto) is at the bottom of this massive hill. On the hill are all these wonderful, nice homes. It’s so feudalism-like. Kings and castles in their safe place on the top of the hill while all the ignorant peasants bicker and such down in the flood plain. Too funny.
P.S. I find white trash to be no less derogatory than rich SOB’s, etc. we all have our place. we should accept and embrace. :-)
On a side note but semi-related topic, I had a really great time this evening. I never get anything done on Friday nights, but I think even I’m allowed to have some fun sometimes.
I had a 4-hour adventure to Covington yesterday for a haircut. I’m extremely pleased with it! It was like magic…I almost made it look the way she did the next morning. That’s quite an accomplishment for a clueless female wannabe like myself.
Gotta sleep…lots of work this weekend. I have to stop being a slacker. I have job prospects!! I think I’m stayin’ in WL for awhile…I just can’t bring myself to leave Howard anyway.