Some random lady was just walking in my backyard while I was having dinner. She had all kinds of plastic bags, and I saw that she was scooping things off the ground into plastic containers with a wooden spoon. Well, there’s nothing in that part of the lawn except goose crap. I hoped she was getting goose feathers, but I’m 98% certain she was scooping the crap. If anyone has any idea about medicinal or artistic uses of goose crap, please let me know. I know I used to have a painting and the paint was made from cow manure or something. Maybe this lady’s an artist *shrug*