It’s true. If I think you’re a dumbass, you will get none of my time.

Yes, you guessed it. It’s time for another Johnny Slack post. I can feel eyes rolling. FWA posted an interview with my dear brilliant friend and well, it turns out he is more brilliant than I’ve ever given him credit for. Oh, what a coincidence that I was posting about him a year ago today. *tear

Read the Interview

Highlights:

“I may spend months at a time in the shower before starting a project.”

“You know you’re close when you haven’t shaved in two weeks and you don’t have any clean underwear.” - (words to live by there)

“I had the ladies emailing me e-panties.”

Yes, if you read it, you’ll see he had some more profound things to say, but really, you only want to read the funny stuff. Admit it.

And also, Andrew at work told me about something the other day that I knew was very worthy of a quote of the day.

“Yeah, I didn’t have the dedication to be a full Cyberathlete”

Yep, they’re real. I’m not sure how they justified the “athlete” part, but it’s amusing all the same. Check out the pro league. Gamers with stats. Crazy.

PS I bought the new NIN album, Year Zero, yesterday. It’s enjoyable. It does tricks. Seriously. I bet you don’t have a CD that changes colors with your mood. I do.