I heard this commercial in the car today and I seriously started crying because I was laughing so hard.

*little girl trick-or-treating*

Lady: “Fairy wings?? Is that all you got?!? You do this for free candy, right? Well, let me tell you something, it’s not free. I have to work for that candy. How old are you anyway?”

Girl: “Three”

Lady: “well, you’re old enough to know better then.”

Tagline: “Don’t let high prices turn you into a witch for Halloween”

haha ok it’s funnier if you hear it because the lady totally goes off on the little girl. I was dying. It was good stuff. If you passed a crazy girl laughing to herself in a car, that was me.

I’ll be damned if my work ethic isn’t completely shot to hell. All I can think about is moving and decorating my house. Blah. I keep getting further and further behind on work. The only thing I feel like doing is math. Yeah, I know I’m weird. I like math and I seriously miss math class. It makes my day if my friend or sister asks me for help. ooh life’s simple pleasures.