Hold the press! I do have something noteworthy to mention. I remembered it as I was proofreading my previous post.

I was logged on americansingles.com and I got an IM from some dude in Beijing. I had to share because it was so great.

“Happy to meet you. I am -edited-. If you are interested, please read my profile, so you can understand me. Thank you very much that you read my profile.

I like to contact you. If you like to do the same with me, please reply me, & give me your email address & phone number, if you like to.

My email address:
-edited-

I am sincere & loyal friend. Your photo is very lovely, sexy. I like & respect talented lady.  I like to live with you in your country, if you like me.”

Grammar and everything aside, there are so many things wrong with that message; it almost hurts to think about it. And I’m not sure how he plans to pay for the calls from Beijing to Indiana. I believe with best rates, it was almost $3/min to call India. Now that’s a phone bill.