November 30, 2004
A Random Little Day
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Well, thankfully, Annette is going to pick me up from the car place, so I don’t have to walk/bus-hop my way home in the rain. I’ve been in Covington for a few hours today getting my hair cut. I wanted a much shorter cut but my stylist is a pro and I let her do what she wants. She’s awesome, and she told me today how much she loves cutting my hair. haha I suggested “something w/ more edge” and she said, “Edge? Oh honey, that’s all you had to say.” She truly loves her job. I discovered that she & husband are the official stylists for Kill Hannah, which is a band my sister really likes. Yep, she’s done Marilyn Manson’s hair :)
There were two really cool old ladies there today. One was sort of conservative but very witty. The other was hard to describe: dark rim glasses and real sassy. (Sidetrack: shit, my dog has killer ears. She knew there was a FedEx man at the door before he even rang the bell. She was sitting next to me. What do dogs have against the FedEx man??) Anyway, this lady is the “odd” type. It’s the only way I can describe her. She was very cool, though. We were making fun of the new “bomb catchers” they had in front of the courthouse. She said, “oooh I want some…with bombs!” and “I am going to feel so safe in the courthouse now…no longer will I have to worry about a car bomb, because I worry about that every time I go in” I was cracking up…so yeah, fun times in Covington.
I got home to 14 emails. Man. I also took Snippy out on the leash so we could get the mail together, and I found a random $5 bill in my yard. I look nearby and there’s the most disgusting dog crap in my yard, so one of two things happened:
- Owner with illegal dog dumping accidentally dropped money out of their pocket
- They were trying to apologize for the mess.
Seriously, if it were #2, they could have left it on the front porch or something. Weird…I want to wash the bill.
Well, I just realized I haven’t eaten today, and I have to take my car in soon, so I’ll leave you with this great quote from another lady at the hair place:
In reference to her cold symptoms: “feels like a dry mouth iguana”.
I have no idea, either. I gave myself a weird look in the mirror when I heard it.

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